Karen Vaughn
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Things That Should Not Be Sold for Profit

Friday, 3 September 2004 9:48 CDT
  1. Bottled water at Lollapalooza
  2. Frogs
  3. Health care
  4. Gravity
  5. Siamese fighting fish
  6. College
  7. College textbooks
  8. Hair pieces
  9. Slinkys
  10. Youth
  11. Beauty
  12. The Brothers Karamazov
  13. String theory
  14. String cheese
  15. Buns of steel
  16. Our sense of dignity
  17. Language
  18. Profanity
  19. Conspiracy theories
  20. Jungian archetypes
  21. Hot Wheels
  22. The iconic cult status of Kerouac
  23. Transmogrification
  24. Transsubstantiation
  25. Tintinnabulation
  26. Advice at the Oracle of Delphi
  27. Portraits of the Queen
  28. Radiohead
  29. Igneous rocks
  30. Schlemiel, schlimazel, Hassenpfeffer Incorporated
  31. Kinetic energy
  32. Our souls

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