Things That Should Not Be Sold for Profit
Friday, 3 September 2004 9:48 CDT
- Bottled water at Lollapalooza
- Frogs
- Health care
- Gravity
- Siamese fighting fish
- College
- College textbooks
- Hair pieces
- Slinkys
- Youth
- Beauty
- The Brothers Karamazov
- String theory
- String cheese
- Buns of steel
- Our sense of dignity
- Language
- Profanity
- Conspiracy theories
- Jungian archetypes
- Hot Wheels
- The iconic cult status of Kerouac
- Transmogrification
- Transsubstantiation
- Tintinnabulation
- Advice at the Oracle of Delphi
- Portraits of the Queen
- Radiohead
- Igneous rocks
- Schlemiel, schlimazel, Hassenpfeffer Incorporated
- Kinetic energy
- Our souls
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